Scary high viz problem

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Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
It's not altogether a cycling query so i'll put the thread in the cafe if that's ok? The other evening i heard a knock on the door about the time it was going dark. I looked through the glass in the door to see loads of fluorescent yellow and red and blue flashing lights. Oh no! it's the police i thought.:ohmy: I always panic thinking something has happened to Mrs Accy or our daughter while they're out. The dog was barking like billyo as the red and blue flashing lights reflected all around the front room, aided by mirrors in the house, I opened the door expecting something bad and in a way it was! A woman who is a member of a small cycling group i've been on the odd ride with was standing there asking me if i'd like to go for a ride. I didn't know what to say. I mumbled some excuse that i was busy, so she suggested going out on Sunday. So she's the one who looks like one of those novelty Blackpool trams you see when the illuminations are on, i thought! I've seen this cyclist riding around town with more flashing lights than a motorway pile up and thought hell i wouldn't like to be seen out with her, but there she was inviting me to go for a ride with her!:ohmy:
Don't get me wrong, i like to be seen and safe myself but it can be done in a subtle way.Maybe if i suggested her toning down the flashing lights and losing the high viz balaclava, gloves, ankle straps and vest she might be offended? What do you reckon?
 
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Accy cyclist

Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
Ah now that i've read it a few times it does look more like a general cycling discussion topic than a cafe one, so mods if you want to move it please do.:smile:
 

snorri

Legendary Member
You should have said "You're a bit early for guising but take this" , handed her some peanuts and an apple, and said you'll pass on the poem/song/funny story.
 

Tin Pot

Guru
Buy her a personal drone to circle around her blaring out "Warning! Hazchem! Alerta!" while she is cycling.
 

SD1

Guest
[QUOTE 3959642, member: 9609"]that would scare the bejesus out of me, I would grab my prepared rucksack and be out of the back door into the woods ...[/QUOTE]
I suspect a prepper?
That's not an insult.
 
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