Scousexit

[User32269]

Riding the current populist wave, I have decided to start a campaign to instigate Liverpool leaving Britain. We will of course endeavour to remain on the best of terms with our friends in the UK, except the Mancs, and most people south of Birmingham.
I am approaching the EU as we will wish to remain a part of the single market. We will be imposing certain tariffs, 20 Embassy No1 should help gain access to trade with the Scouse Republic for the Brits. This is negotiable.
I will, upon taking power, be building a wall. This will be paid for by London and built by Mancs.
Please be aware, scousexit means scousexit.
Viva la revolucion.

 

[winjim]

What's your immigration policy? My wife's a scouser, do I qualify?

 

[User32269]

Yer in lad.

 

[PeteXXX]

I assume 'The Sun' will be backing your campaign?

 

[classic33]

What about the tunnels?

 

[User32269]

I assume 'The Sun' will be backing your campaign?

We will be escaping the grip of criminal energy companies, we will be stealing copies of the scum from Wapping and burning them after wiping our arse on them to provide power to our people.

 

[User32269]

What about the tunnels?

These will be blocked at the wirral and used as our federal reserve. Car radios and wheel trims will be safe there.
This is not some half cocked plan, we have powerful backing and at least ten minutes of planning.

 

[ozboz]

For a minute there , I thought the heading was about losing the replay ?

 

[Hill Wimp]

This is not some half cocked plan, we have powerful backing and at least ten minutes of planning.

More than the initial Brexit plan, this could work.

 

[andabby]

I have a Shellsuit from the 80s, can i run for Emperor?

 

[mark st1]

I can see the wall surrounding it now...

 

[Markymark]

But who would we use to commit our petty crime for us?

 

[Flick of the Elbow]

I assume 'The Sun' will be backing your campaign?

And if it all goes wrong for you, blame the BBC

 

[Markymark]

The Mancunians stand ready (or rather lounge ready), eh @potsy ...

But that'll only work if I need something doing after midday and when the dole office and offie are closed?

 

[biggs682]

where are the borders going to be ?