Seen on the back of a lorry

[slowmotion]

I once saw "No stools left in vehicle overnight" on the back of a vacuum tanker slurry wagon.

Oh yes, excellent!

 

[buggi]

Staying with the 'brown word' theme and without wanting to appear to be a coprophiliac, I've seen a couple of those tanker lorries used for emptying septic tanks with funny slogans on the back - one had '20 years in business' on the back and the other 'I'm a sucker for septic tanks'.

I saw one where someone had written with their finger in the dirt simply the word... "Poo" Made me piss my pants all the way to work and it has since become my favourite word. i dunno why it tickled me so much, it just did

 

[jimboalee]

I saw one where someone had written with their finger in the dirt simply the word... "Poo" Made me piss my pants all the way to work and it has since become my favourite word. i dunno why it tickled me so much, it just did

Written with a finger on the back of a van.. "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van."

 

[ColinJ]

Written with a finger on the back of a van.. "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van."

Which surely invites the reply "She IS!"




I liked the old toilet cubicle graffiti:

"My mother made me a homosexual!" 

A few days later some wag added:

"If I sent her the wool would she knit one for me?"

 

[swee'pea99]

Speaking of graffiti...




ULSTER SAYS NO!




to which had been added:




But the man from Del Monte, he say yes!




to which a third hand had added:







...and he's a real orange man.

 

[Mark Grant]

To carry on the grafitti theme, when I was in the Army based in Germany I was in the REME attached to the Royal Signals.
Someone had written in a toilet cubicle
There is a rumour going around that all Royal Signals personnel have been circumcised. This is untrue, as they are all complete pricks.

Mark.

 

[Cascad]

There's a septic tank lorry around here with "Caution, Stool Bus" on the back...

 

[kettle]

i remember a guy by the name of Jim Burnett owning a chip van called 'Burnett Fish and Chips"

 

[Fnaar]

I like thre story about the "Out of Order" notice on a broken lift. Scribbled underneath was the message "This Otis regrets it's unable to lift today".

 

[Theseus]

There used to be a off licence in Potters Bar that had a red delivery van.

Painted on the back was "Van Rouge"

 

[Archie_tect]

There used to be a off licence in Potters Bar that had a red delivery van.

Painted on the back was "Van Rouge"

Years ago Citroen sold some of their old Visa vans off in either white or red and called them Van Blanc and Van Rouge... brilliant marketing!

 

[Theseus]

Years ago Citroen sold some of their old Visa vans off in either white or red and called them Van Blanc and Van Rouge... brilliant marketing!

Ah! Perhaps it was one of them that the offie had. Can't say I can remember the make of model.

 

[Night Train]

I saw a white line painting lorry on the M60 and on the side of it under the contractor's name was written:

London, Paris, New York!
but mostly manchester!

 

[jayonabike]

The other Christmas someone wrote on the back on my royal mail lorry " More drops than Santa"