Sent to pubic jail.

[albion]

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/ne...r_on_half_eaten_curry_in_bid_to_avoid_paying/

I wonder if he also had any hair of the dog next morning.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

LET THE DOUBLE ENTENDRES BEGIN!!

 

[Scoosh]

No - Don't.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No - Don't.

Yes, do!!

 

[mark st1]

I bet the chef was Naan to pleased to be accused of that.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I bet that made his eyes water!

Talking of double entendres, I once stuck the expression into a French sentence only to be corrected with ''double sens.'' You can't trust this French business.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I bet he now regrets his shave with the law!

There, said it!

 

[mark st1]

I bet he gets more than a stray pube in his dinner for the next 14 nights

 

[ThinAir]

Chicken DanSACK!

 

[Deleted member 23692]

"I took it under the light and showed him it was brown hair and said that all the staff in the restaurant have black hair."

Genius reply

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I wonder if he went to aloo to pull them out....

 

[Night Train]

I wonder if he was hoping for one of these chocolates after the meal?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/05/uk-chocolate-edible-anus_n_3388350.html

 

[Fnaar]

Next time, he's eating Brazilian

 

[EltonFrog]

14 days in Jail for doing that! Quite right, but....don't get me started.

 

[Spinney]

It's obviously a much worse crime to attempt to defraud a restaurant out of £20 or so than it is to knock a cyclist off their bike...