Sex, intrigue and the most exciting thread title!

[Cycling Naturalist]

What would be the most enticing thread title? What would get you clicking away, anxious to see what it was all about? So, let's have some suggestions.

Here's one to get you going:

"The police have seized my computer."

 

[Tim Bennet.]

"Girls in Lycra" has a pretty well proven track record.

 

[bof]

"Gordon Brown sex tapes now live on BBC site" would make me click as mentioning BBC gives it a phoney veracity.

 

[trustysteed]

"Gordon Brown sex tapes now live on BBC site" would make me click as mentioning BBC gives it a phoney veracity.

that would make me NOT click!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Have I got an STD?

 

[Melvil]

The thread titles that usually got most C+ blokes clicking on it to have a look were something like this:

OT: Women only - help needed - bib longs and lycra sizes

or

OT: Women only - problem with - ahem - saddle fitting

 

[Tim Bennet.]

"Is this the result of too much viagra?"

"Does your wife (g/f) let you...."

'What I saw this evening in the park - helmet cam footage."

 

[Dayvo]

Men only - Which cod-piece for my bib shorts?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

How often do you have sex?

 

[trustysteed]

'I GAVE someone an STD'

'Girl on girl helmet camera footage'

 

[Dayvo]

No parking round the back!

 

[domtyler]

"Help, I get an erection while cycling"
"Do not open this thread if you are squeamish"
"My wife has left me..."
"I have been a naughty boy!!"
"Should I go for the pink or the brown?"
etc.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

George Bush Assassinated.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Was it thetalkingturbotrainer who had a thread on C+ about whether or not he should date a stripper? That was clicked on a lot IIRC.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Spen's been arrested.