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Sex, intrigue and the most exciting thread title!

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Cycling Naturalist, 29 Aug 2007.

  1. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    What would be the most enticing thread title? What would get you clicking away, anxious to see what it was all about? So, let's have some suggestions. ;)

    Here's one to get you going:

    "The police have seized my computer."
     
  2. Tim Bennet.

    Tim Bennet. Entirely Average Member

    Location:
    S of Kendal
    "Girls in Lycra" has a pretty well proven track record.
     
  3. bof

    bof Senior member. Oi! Less of the senior please

    Location:
    The world
    "Gordon Brown sex tapes now live on BBC site" would make me click as mentioning BBC gives it a phoney veracity.
     
  4. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    ;) that would make me NOT click!
     
  5. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    Have I got an STD?
     
  6. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    The thread titles that usually got most C+ blokes clicking on it to have a look were something like this:

    OT: Women only - help needed - bib longs and lycra sizes

    or

    OT: Women only - problem with - ahem - saddle fitting
     
  7. Tim Bennet.

    Tim Bennet. Entirely Average Member

    Location:
    S of Kendal
    "Is this the result of too much viagra?"

    "Does your wife (g/f) let you...."

    'What I saw this evening in the park - helmet cam footage."
     
  8. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Location:
    O' slO'
    Men only - Which cod-piece for my bib shorts?
     
  9. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    How often do you have sex?
     
  10. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    'I GAVE someone an STD'

    'Girl on girl helmet camera footage'
     
  11. Maggot

    Maggot Star of BBC 5Lives Ballot Box Brigade

    Location:
    Cheddar
    "How on earth did that fit in there?"
     
  12. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Location:
    O' slO'
    No parking round the back!
     
  13. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    "Help, I get an erection while cycling"
    "Do not open this thread if you are squeamish"
    "My wife has left me..."
    "I have been a naughty boy!!"
    "Should I go for the pink or the brown?"
    etc.
     
  14. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    George Bush Assassinated.
     
  15. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Was it thetalkingturbotrainer who had a thread on C+ about whether or not he should date a stripper? That was clicked on a lot IIRC.