Sexist cycling club.

[screenman]

Just found this on the home page of a local club.

We welcome all riders be it novice or experienced but you will need to be reasonably fit and capable of riding 15 miles which would enable you to manage a Saturday leisure ride of 20 or 25 miles – pace dictated by whoever turns up. Thursday and Sunday rides are usually longer than 35 miles and may include one or more steepish hills, so you will need to be pretty. We normally stop for a coffee on Thursday and Sunday rides and even occasionally on Saturdays. If you have any doubts about your fitness please consult your doctor and try the Saturday ride first! If you are under 18 your parent/guardian must also participate in the ride. Our rides are listed in the

 

[Tiger10]

Probably rules you out then I would imagine.

 

[Sharky]

I'm pretty ……...


Pretty slow

 

[snorri]

Oh dear! I don't feel inclined to become involved with this club.

 

[welsh dragon]

I read it and thought i had lost the plot because it sounded ok to me, then i read it a second time. .

 

[Paulus]

A lack of reading through the content first before publishing I think.

 

[Markymark]

Most cyclists are pretty. It’s a basic requirement. All the ugly deviants are kept securely in a place to keep their gut wrenching disgusting faces away from the rest of us.

The rest of the cyclists send me, the prettiest cyclist of them all, to keep at eye on them as they know I won’t be tainted by the hideousness of this place.

The ugly cyclists have no idea they’re being kept there..they think it’s just a friendly cycling forum....

 

[steveindenmark]

Id like to apply but admitting I am pretty sounds a bit dodgy to me.

Pass the link so we can all apply

 

[fossyant]

Some one missed out the 'fit' at the end of the sentence. Whoops

 

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[Rocky]

I’m pretty vacant.

Now what was the question?

 

[Rusty Nails]

Most cyclists are pretty. It’s a basic requirement. All the ugly deviants are kept securely in a place to keep their gut wrenching disgusting faces away from the rest of us.

The rest of the cyclists send me, the prettiest cyclist of them all, to keep at eye on them as they know I won’t be tainted by the hideousness of this place.

The ugly cyclists have no idea they’re being kept there..they think it’s just a friendly cycling forum....

Which forum are you talking about? Not this one, obviously.

 

[cyberknight]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6GDdKrQ8EI

 

[Dirk]

Does 'ruggedly handsome' count as pretty?
If so, where do I sign up?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

If you are not pretty you are forced to sit in metal cages and line up on the roads so the cyclists (who are all pretty) can ride past and point and laugh.