shake 'n' vac

[Abitrary]

I love the smell of shake 'n' vac on pub carpet in the morning.

 

[jonesy]

I love the smell of shake 'n' vac on pub carpet in the morning.

You wake up on the pub carpet?

 

[Abitrary]

I get smug on the rug. So what?

 

[Abitrary]

ha, that got you.

 

[vernon]

It's the little blue bags of salt that I miss.

The absence of Spangles blights my life.

 

[yorkshiregoth]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8CTscW3dpI

 

[beanzontoast]

I love the smell of shake 'n' vac on pub carpet in the morning.

I may be misquoting here, but one of my favourite ISIHAC Humph lines goes something like -

"And so, as the cleaning lady of time prepares to shake n' vac the shagpile of eternity..."

 

[snapper_37]

It's the little blue bags of salt that I miss.

No need to Uncle M, you can still get Smith's Crisps as a multipack in Morrison's.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

It's the little blue bags of salt that I miss.

No need to Uncle M, you can still get Smith's Crisps as a multipack in Morrison's.

aldi also do their own version, often with more than one little salt bag. they do have aldi in belgium don't they?

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

I love the smell of shake 'n' vac on pub carpet in the morning.

I thought you were going to go off into a Monty Pythonesque variation of Apocolypse Now involving cleaning products... shame you didn't really!

 

[Over The Hill]

I love the smell of shake 'n' vac on pub carpet in the morning.

It hides the smell of the puke piss and blood.

 

[tyred]

Carpet? Must be a posh boozer. Do they have stools and everything?

 

[dellzeqq]

Carpet? Must be a posh boozer. Do they have stools and everything?

quite. It should smell of wee. Especially in the corners.

 

[snakehips]

Certain pubs , downmarket ones I believe , used to be known as 'spit and sawdust joints'.
Ignoring the spit aspect , has anybody ever been in a pub with sawdust on the floor ?

 

[Abitrary]

Certain pubs , downmarket ones I believe , used to be known as 'spit and sawdust joints'.
Ignoring the spit aspect , has anybody ever been in a pub with sawdust on the floor ?

Bethnal green, 1987. Sawdust everywhere. Had a drink with benny the jew and mickey two hands. Salt of the earth. Loved their mothers.