'Shed & Buried'

[Richard A Thackeray]

SWMBO had the day-off today

Her company, her rules..................

Got home, happy to see her, & daughter, to be told she's tidied the Shed out

A-R-G-H-H!!!

And I wasn't allowed to look at the items removed, & under a tarpaulin on the bottom garden, where the Chicken Coop was

 

[I like Skol]

Get some f'in trousers on and get out there to put YOUR stuff back where it belongs! Have you got no pride?

 

[gavroche]

That won't happen here as my wife is not allowed in my shed without me. I have a sign on the door that specifically says it is my shed , my rules .

 

[Drago]

Mrs D doesn't have a key to the Man Shed, or knowledge of the various booby traps.

 

[Tin Pot]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Get some f'in trousers on and get out there to put YOUR stuff back where it belongs! Have you got no pride?

Heading out later

On first, quick, inspection, it appears that nothing of mine is gone
It's just been tidied up, therefore I won't find anything immediately

 

[derrick]

She knows if she touches anything in my mancave, she will be the one getting buried.

 

[screenman]

Mrs S oftens cleans the garage/workshop if I have made a mess in there. This without being asked, I have nothing to hide and I appreciate it a lot.

 

[DanZac]

I got my beloved a shed of her own to keep her away from my treasure.
Mind you maybe I could do with her tidying up for me as my empire has spread to a workshop, small shed, garage cum treasure store and 2 more sheds plus a large greenhouse on the allotment.

 

[I like Skol]

On first, quick, inspection, it appears that nothing of mine is where I left it!
It's just been tidied up, therefore I won't find anything ever again!

FTFY

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Mrs S oftens cleans the garage/workshop if I have made a mess in there. This without being asked, I have nothing to hide and I appreciate it a lot.

She knows how many bikes I have

She's suggested the garage could also do with a fettling
The walls of that are 'graveyard'
A bent frame, after a RTC, 20+ years ago (to remind me not to do it again)
A Raleigh Optima frame - untouched for 10+ years

Bikes hanging up (x 3)

 

[Tin Pot]

There’s only one key to the garage, I take it with me every day. Years of finding the garage piled with junk has taught me that there is only one way. Unfortunately there is no lock on the shed, so yep, that got filled with crap a few months back and now I cant get into it.

 

[slowmotion]

Mrs D doesn't have a key to the Man Shed, or knowledge of the various booby traps.

This guy's a bit of a lightweight.
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]View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLIshaaDjEs[/media]


I'm sure you can pick up military surplus Claymores on eBay.

 

[Drago]

I make my own claymores from home made LE and biscuit tins.

 

[slowmotion]

I make my own claymores from home made LE and biscuit tins.

If you need something that packs a modest punch, I can recommend a supply of steel balls from VXB.com.
http://www.vxb.com/Loose-Steel-Ceramic-Bearing-Balls-Online-s/219.htm