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[dellzeqq]

'D***i - someone has been tayking drugs in this hous on 19 nov 2009'

'D***i the consumayt teenager shoots look of disdayn, apathy, pity in direkshun of Sherlock Molesworth - Superslooth. However I am in fool deerstorlker moad and cannot be deflectid - mi roothless inkwisitorial intellekt is fooly engayged and this investigayshn is childs pla. I am a man at the topp of his gam

'D***i, you are banged ded to rites, I have the prufe.'

'Wot prufe'

'Prufe positiv that on 19 nov 2009 a purson or pursons unnone did imbibe mariyuana with intent to get stoaned. And furthermore, that purson or pursons unnone was a young purson.'

'D***i continyoo to regard step-pater with teenayg Look of Deth. Some parents are driven loopi by the Look of Deth, but not Sherlock Molesworth.

I prodyus the prufe. Collaps of teenayger follode by confeshn. Superslooth Molesworth of the Yard retyre to study to play violin and dabbel in cocayn.

 

[Theseus]

So Sooperslooth, what is the evidence that this activity took place on 19 Nov and not, say 20 Nov.

 

[theclaud]

If I might pick up the detective on one small detail - his evidence merely proves the earliest dates on which the said joints were smoked. She should never have confessed - she might have had an alibi for 19 Nov, which would have undermined his otherwise watertight case. She needs better legal advice...

 

[theclaud]

Touche - get out of my head!

 

[MacB]

Wow, slow day Dell?

 

[dellzeqq]

It's kept me amused all day. Small things etc. Just shows how often we clean out underneath the sofa cushions...

 

[dellzeqq]

So Sooperslooth, what is the evidence that this activity took place on 19 Nov and not, say 20 Nov.

not really - average period between aquisition of object and deposit of that object in a position requiring somebody else to clear it up = 4 hrs

 

[Aperitif]

Did you swab the oven? It may have been in a cake. I tried it like that at ASchool once - bugger to light the sponge though.

 

[TheDoctor]

Space cakes, draw gateaux,
You knows it, Delia Smith.
[/Goldie Lookin Chain]

 

[Aperitif]

^ Goldie Lookin Chain's slack...

 

[Arch]

If I might pick up the detective on one small detail - his evidence merely proves the earliest dates on which the said joints were smoked.

A teminus post quem, indeed.

or is it ante....

Post, I think.

 

[TheDoctor]

^ Goldie Lookin Chain's slack...

Your coat, sir?

 

[MacB]

anyone know the correct order of the Molesworth books, I've been meaning to get them for my sons?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Down with Skool
How to be Topp
Whizz for Attoms
Back in the Jug agane

Or you could just get 'The Compleet Molesworth'

 

[TheDoctor]

Down With Skool!
How To Be Topp
Wizz For Atomms
Back in the Jug Agane

IIRC, that's the order they appear in The Compleet Molesworth.
As eny fule kno.