biking home after walking my friend to the bus station,
a couple of youths were running about and asked me if i knew where one particular walkway went, i told them (bad move, twas the one we'd walked along)
decided not to go the direct route home but to head into the city centre thinking i'd loose them
they either knew i'd come round the way i did or just got lucky, as i turned onto the road leading to my uni halls of residence one of them was wandering in the middle of the road, turned round to find his mate had appeared behind me
mounted the pavement to get past but too slow, he had the bars i was still stood astride the bike begging the couple of people wandering past to help - to no avail
got asked if i could lend them 20p for the phone (ah, so your after my wallet then) said no
asked if they could see my phone, told them it was an old nokia and not worth looking at (5110, in 2003 it really wasn't worth looking at!)
the one behind me grabbed the back wheel and lifted it and dragged it sideways, decided to lift my leg and let the bike go instead of being on the floor.
found the bike one day 2 years later on my way into uni, someone at some point had changed the forks and put the headset together wrong when doing it.