Show us your Cyclists' tan!

[Crackle]

ok, ill come clean, this was me before it was photoshopped.................

Who's that behind you. Is that Badkitty in her new cycling top?

 

[Bigtwin]

Who's that behind you. Is that Badkitty in her new cycling top?

Yeah - with 11 of her mates.

 

[ComedyPilot]

ok, ill come clean, this was me before it was photoshopped.................

Are you in the black or the gold?


Hello..............?

(best Terry-Thomas lounge lizard impersonation)

 

[goo_mason]

Well here is a pic of one leg.

Shows my Cyclists' Tan reasonably. You will see I have white feet and thigh but brown lower leg. Not only that, I have a darker line below where my 3/4 length shorts leg ends.

I'm a bit worried that there's a used tissue lying on the floor in that photo....

 

[goo_mason]

That truly is an awesome tan line!

I won't go OT and talk about the strange gap between your toes...

It's like a reverse Michael Jackson !!

 

[Auntie Helen]

I'm a bit worried that there's a used tissue lying on the floor in that photo....

That's one the dog ate.

What is it with gaps in toes then? What does it mean?

 

[Bigtwin]

That's one the dog ate.

Along with your homework I suppose? Come off it, you'll have to do better than that...

 

[Auntie Helen]

Actually she does eat tissues, she's really annoying when she does that - she gets them off the bedside table and chews them.

She hasn't ever eaten my homework, fortunately.

 

[Bigtwin]

Actually she does eat tissues, she's really annoying when she does that - she gets them off the bedside table and chews them.

Could be worse - at least there's no hanky-panky...

 

[longers]

What is it with gaps in toes then? What does it mean?

You're not very good at picking up pencils with your feet?

 

[Lisa21]

Are you in the black or the gold?


Hello..............?

(best Terry-Thomas lounge lizard impersonation)

Im the one in black.......Bad Kitty is the one in Gold. Think were lookin HOTTTTTTTTT

 

[Jane Smart]

I would take a pic of my cyclist tan, but unfortunately it is on my neck and shoulders more than anywhere and quite sore too!!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Im the one in black.......Bad Kitty is the one in Gold. Think were lookin HOTTTTTTTTT

Mmmmmmmmmmm Ladieeeees.

 

[Lisa21]

Iv got that pic of you & I from the other night, C.P.

Hope you dont mind me putting it on here, it is just so romantic

Wish id worn my bigger knickers tho.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

^^

That's just so wrong... black bra with cream underwear, what was the foxy chick thinking????