Show us your Cyclists' tan!

[Lisa21]

Bloody ell C.P., keep up.......Sitting Duck and Johnnyh knew YOU were there.
fallen asleep again hadnt you

 

[ComedyPilot]

Bloody ell C.P., keep up.......Sitting Duck and Johnnyh knew YOU were there.
fallen asleep again hadnt you

No, my main senses of vision and hearing were 'deprived' at the time.

A large well-built lady in miss-matched underwear could have been writhing on top of me for all I know....!

 

[Lisa21]

A large well-built lady in miss-matched underwear could have been writhing on top of me for all I know....!

Just what sort of lady do you take me for???

I was busy eatin donuts-forgot you were there tbh.

sorry

 

[badkitty]

Im the one in black.......Bad Kitty is the one in Gold. Think were lookin HOTTTTTTTTT

Lisa, you total b*tch!

I told you I did not want anyone seeing those pictures until I'd had a chance to retouch my eyeliner...

How could you?

 

[Lisa21]

Kitty, honey, with t**s like yours who the HELL will notice if your wearing eyeliner or not?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx

Did you get my pm?!

 

[badkitty]

Who's that behind you. Is that Badkitty in her new cycling top?

Yep. God Crackle - you don't miss a trick do you?

I'm so glad Lisa took those pics, I was so worried I'd look like this...

 

[ComedyPilot]

Yep. God Crackle - you don't miss a trick do you?

I'm so glad Lisa took those pics, I was so worried I'd look like this...

Ay karambaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Lisa21]

Kitty, have you lost weight over the weekend??

Goddamn iv told you........I am NOT going to be a porker on my own......

Had my shorts on all day as its been so hot-do they suit me??

 

[ComedyPilot]

Kitty, have you lost weight over the weekend??

Goddamn iv told you........I am NOT going to be a porker on my own......

Had my shorts on all day as its been so hot-do they suit me??

You've got split-ends, and I don't mean the shorts.

 

[Crackle]

Yep. God Crackle - you don't miss a trick do you?

I'm so glad Lisa took those pics, I was so worried I'd look like this...

Is that really a man's top. It seems to fit pretty well if it is. Very nice.




See how I resisted any double entendres or phwoooarrr comments then. It's quite hard that - oh damn failed.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Yep. God Crackle - you don't miss a trick do you?

I'm so glad Lisa took those pics, I was so worried I'd look like this...

36C at a guess?

 

[Lisa21]

Is that really a man's top. It seems to fit pretty well if it is. Very nice.


If it was a man with huge bazoobies then it would surely fit him very well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TeeHeeHee!!X

 

[Lisa21]

Kitty, I had two big watermelons here but I cant seem to find them anywhere...........you havent eaten them or anything have you????????
what on earth's happened to them......knew I put them down somewhere..........................................

 

[ComedyPilot]

Kitty looks like she needs a hand out of that.

I'll warm up a spoon...!

 

[Joe24]

Kitty, I had two big watermelons here but I cant seem to find them anywhere...........you havent eaten them or anything have you????????
what on earth's happened to them......knew I put them down somewhere..........................................

Look at the neck.
Its a very old woman