Show us your Cyclists' tan!

[Bigtwin]

Ok team, we've kicked the arse out of this one now.

New thread direction "show us the bits with no cycling tan".

I've already done that - Lisa - your go...

 

[Lisa21]

By the sounds of things nobody would be able to tell the difference anyway

 

[Lisa21]

SUM OF THREAD (outonow): lisa21 has a flat stomach and wears frilliies whereas aunty helen has a weird foot tan and darker tan on her legs and arms - lots of arms from the men = hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm

Any more ???????

Dont forget Sitting Duck has a VERY red beak..............

 

[Joe24]

By the sounds of things nobody would be able to tell the difference anyway

I will volunteer to tell you, using my very trained eye, just send the pics to.......................

 

[Sittingduck]

Dont forget Sitting Duck has a VERY red beak..............

I will show close up shots of my beak (obtained by flashing Paps) if you show us new material....

Fair's fair

 

[Bigtwin]

Oh OK then, I'll get the ball rolling with another one of me...

 

[Bigtwin]

flashing Paps

And it's an open goal for Joe24 from the 6 yd box...

 

[Lisa21]

Jeez I thought I had a fat arse

The pic i have of me from that view I would have to be VERY brave to subject you all to.................and you cant see any tan lines so it would be pointless on this thread anyway.


<<phew...got away with that one!!!!!!>>

 

[Bigtwin]

Jeez I thought I had a fat arse

The pic i have of me from that view I would have to be VERY brave to subject you all to.................and you cant see any tan lines so it would be pointless on this thread anyway.


<<phew...got away with that one!!!!!!>>

Get with the programme Lisa - we've moved on to untanned areas now....

 

[Sittingduck]

Me after a night on the lash with the boys...
Feeling a bit rough

p.s. Lisa there are dumb children and young animals reading this forum...
ANY ATTEMPT by you to post pictures of your backside on this thread will receive stiff opposition by my Lawyers!

Regards,
SD

 

[Wigsie]

I'll volunteer for that job if it helps?

didnt realise I was sounding so wrong! sorry for sounding pervy Lisa!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Me after a night on the lash with the boys...

 

[Bigtwin]

will receive stiff opposition

Ooooh nooo, Mrs, stopppit, oooooo Matron...

 

[Bigtwin]

didnt realise I was sounding so wrong!

I think you mean so Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright...

 

[Crackle]

Yes I thought that was funny too.