Show us your fathers day cards

[vernon]

Clinton Cards?

But that would be ex-President.

 

[rich p]

But that would be ex-President.

or future!

 

[glenn forger]

Beebo's daughter's better at punctuation than the thread starter:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/being-a-father-finally-pays-off-2015061999444

Father of two Tom Booker said: “Some of my bachelor mates look at me, exhausted and broken from parenthood, and think it’s for mugs.

“They don’t see that I’m playing the long game. That every Father’s Day I collect the winnings by unwrapping a box of supermarket own-brand liquor chocolates and a bottle of unusable hot sauce.

“And after that, a trip to an air show. Oh yeah. This daddy ain’t no fool.”

 

[wisdom]

 

[wisdom]

Nearly noon, L-R, 4th on the top row and 2nd on the lower row show the same time.............. the rest are automatics...................

Like the case where was It from?

 

[MarkF]

Like the case where was It from?

Sorry, I don't know, I bought it used.

 

[postman]

Oh, hang on.... I don't have any children. S'pose that explains it. I don't feel so bad now .

Barmy bugger i love it.

 

[postman]

I got a shop card too but I appreciated my daughters efforts with this one.

You have too much time on your hands.

 

[vernon]

You have too much time on your hands.

I'm sure that you meant to type 'You've got too many hands on your time'.

 

[JtB]

My two precious boys remembered their old man on father's day.

 

[Brandane]

Spoiler: Warning: Contains anti-Father's day sentiment

Father's day (and Mother's day to a lesser extent) is a completely made up event devoid of any meaning or substance which only exists in order to guilt trip people into buying expensive cards and gifts. The women at my wife's baby shower (another made up piece of consumerist nonsense) were incredulous that she was not getting me a card from my unborn child. "Oh, but he's only saying that, he wants one really!" No. I don't. It's up to my daughter to decide if, when and how she loves me, and if, when and how to acknowledge that love.

I am partially with you on this.

Spoiler: More downbeat shite about cards 'n' stuff here

Valentines Day is another example of over hyped nonsense, designed to get us to empty our wallets. No longer will a card and a box of Quality Street be enough; it's diamonds and a weekend in Paris FFS!

 

[Dave 123]

My hilarious 19yo son thought it might be funny to give me a mild heart murmur. Turns out I'm not going to be a grandad just yet.
He also gave me a box of chocolates and a £20 Wiggle voucher which is really nice!

 

[Lilliburlero]

My kids are still in bed..... Bloody teenagers

I usually get a hand made card (I wont let them buy one) and 4 cans of Bass.

Normal service has been resumed

I did enjoy our bike ride she`d promised me. Thanks, Katie

 

[Diggs]

I had to blink a bit when I opened mine this morning

 

[nickyboy]

I am partially with you on this.

Spoiler: More downbeat shite about cards 'n' stuff here

Valentines Day is another example of over hyped nonsense, designed to get us to empty our wallets. No longer will a card and a box of Quality Street be enough; it's diamonds and a weekend in Paris FFS!

You're a miserable pair aren't you?

I got two cards, cost was a couple of quid. They got me a few bottles of beer with money I gave them which means I don't have to buy them myself. Net cost nothing. Spot of lunch wasn't free but a few hours quality time with the family is worth it. Lighten up