Shucks

[Drago]

I had a bit of a, er, "moment" a week or so back. I was fighting an international terrorist ring when I took a blow to my head and developed amnesia.

Well, it would seem that during my absence, necessitated by my sexy and violent quest to regain my memory by killing the remaining terrorists and rescuing the nymphomaniac princess, a few of you started a thread to express how much you were missing me. Things got maudlin, and so many lit Zippos were being held aloft in my memory that there was a real danger the forum might burn down so it had to be locked. And rightly so, safety first and all that.

Well, you're all a bunch of very naughty rascals, and I love you all. Now, let us never speak of this again.

 

[Milkfloat]

Welcome back from your holiday/working away/whatever you tell the kids to hide the fact you have been in prison.

 

[cosmicbike]

Now that's a great cover story......

 

[Dave 123]

Bloody hell......

 

[Crackle]

Not much of a flounce. Can one of the mods ban him for a month. Or longer, I don't mind.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Can you not just feck off for good? Or change your name so everyone doesn't know who you are, but does.
for the benefit of @SpokeyDokey the humourless nobber

 

[FishFright]

Admit it , you caught your reflection while flexing those muscles have only just managed to tear yourself away.

Welcome back you wee scamp.

 

[stephec]

[QUOTE 5387742, member: 76"]What shall I do with all the money from the collection we had for his leaving present? Buy a Big Issue (if we can get another 87p) or donate it to charity?[/QUOTE]
I'll have my 3p back if you don't mind please?

 

[Drago]

I'll have my 3p back if you don't mind please?

3p? Seems someone missed me big time, eh?!!!!

 

[welsh dragon]

I see you are still talking b****x as usual.

 

[classic33]

Well he's had a little accident, look at the avatar.

 

[welsh dragon]

Well he's had a little accident, look at the avatar.

That's how he normally drives.

 

[Drago]

Standard parking technique after an evening on the home brew.

 

[classic33]

[QUOTE 5387764, member: 76"]No, there was some confusion, she thought it is was a whip round to send you some money so you would leave.[/QUOTE]
@stephec's a she!

 

[Mr Celine]

That's how he normally drives.

That's not driving, that's what happens when the fat b*****d sits in the back.