I had a bit of a, er, "moment" a week or so back. I was fighting an international terrorist ring when I took a blow to my head and developed amnesia.
Well, it would seem that during my absence, necessitated by my sexy and violent quest to regain my memory by killing the remaining terrorists and rescuing the nymphomaniac princess, a few of you started a thread to express how much you were missing me. Things got maudlin, and so many lit Zippos were being held aloft in my memory that there was a real danger the forum might burn down so it had to be locked. And rightly so, safety first and all that.
Well, you're all a bunch of very naughty rascals, and I love you all. Now, let us never speak of this again.