Silliest Euphemism for "doing it"

[TVC]

I call it fornication, and it is a sin. It is forbidden in the Bible. I would sooner gouge my eyes out with the wrong end of a desert spoon than debase myself in the wretched, damnable act of fornication! The thought of sullying myself with carnal juices is horrifying. Every time I am tempted by the Devil himself made incarnate in the form of a wicked Jezebel, thereby causing me to become aroused, I beat my genital abomination with a hammer while singing, "Onward, Christian soldiers!"

Wot you need Luv is a good seein' to.

 

[Fab Foodie]

My fave is the 'beast with two backs' but I had no idea it was from Othello.

My 11 y/o lad said (when there was a bit of rumpy-pumpy on the TV), "look they're having a bit of Andy-Pandy" by which I think he meant 'Hanky Panky' (he's been watching a lot of Carry-On movies of late.

Oh well, 'time for Tiffin'

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I call it fornication, and it is a sin. It is forbidden in the Bible. I would sooner gouge my eyes out with the wrong end of a desert spoon than debase myself in the wretched, damnable act of fornication! The thought of sullying myself with carnal juices is horrifying. Every time I am tempted by the Devil himself made incarnate in the form of a wicked Jezebel, thereby causing me to become aroused, I beat my genital abomination with a hammer while singing, "Onward, Christian soldiers!"

Very good

Horizontal Therapy, on the meaty strokes.

 

[Black Sheep]

If it is forbidden in the bible then how is it that so many people apparently begat so many other people, as described on the bible? They can't all have been as immaculate as Xmister..

erm, it's not actually forbidden, sleeping with someone else's wife / husband is



my favorite, from coupling is - doing the squelchy

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wot you need Luv is a good seein' to.

Don't we all!!??

erm, it's not actually forbidden, sleeping with someone else's wife / husband is

....But you can covet your neighbour's ass if you want!

 

[Hover Fly]

If it is forbidden in the bible then how is it that so many people apparently begat so many other people, as described on the bible? They can't all have been as immaculate as Xmister..

Ezekiel 23:1-40.
Verse 20 is the especially famous one.

 

[PaulB]

From Grace Jones' Pull Up To The Bumper:

"Pull up to my bumper, baby - in your long black limousine. Pull up to my bumper, baby - drive it in between"

Bastard-features! I'm going to have to think of something new now and wish I hadn't scanned the thread almost certain no-one else could possibly be as smart and sophisticated as what I are but no, you beat me to it!

Right, here's my song-based one.

'But when she's buttering my baguette, my blood runs hot and cold'. Geraldine. Ian Dury and the Blockheads.

 

[Beebo]

Lady Ga Ga wants to take a ride on my disco stick

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Lady Ga Ga wants to take a ride on my disco stick

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me hit me hit me!!

Yes, I know that isn't Lady Ga Ga before you say.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Mr Cholmondley-Warner calls it 'ghastly awfulness'

round our it is "doin' the wild thing" courtesy of mulder and scully.

The silliest word for it though has to be 'copulation'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The silliest word for it though has to be 'copulation' 'sex'.

FTFY

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Afternoon Delight.




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[ufkacbln]

From Monty Python;

Rex Stardust, lead electric triangle with Toad the Wet Sprocket, has had to have an elbow removed following their recent successful worldwide tour of Finland. Flamboyant ambidextrous Rex apparently fell off the back of a motorcycle. (fell off the back of a motorcyclist, more likely!)

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[vernon]

Boff as in "to boff, lets boff" etc
heard from Babylon 5 when i were about 15, ivanova quotes it.
oddly also the nickname for my sisters boyfriend, which is somewhat disturbing...

Boffing meant farting in my nexk of the woods.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

It's been so long I don't remember what "it" is :grin: