Silliest Euphemism for "doing it"

[Vapin' Joe]

It's been so long I don't remember what "it" is :grin:

You know, "Mr policeman hides his helmet"?

"Thingy".

 

[Angelfishsolo]

I'm not a Policeman though . I have vauge memories of having to buy drinks first. Then I was married and I had to say things first.

You know, "Mr policeman hides his helmet"?

"Thingy".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's been so long I don't remember what "it" is :grin:

Mrs Hand and her lovely daughters not coming round to visit any more must have been awful for you!

 

[Angelfishsolo]

I certainly have not been with a Mother and daughter(s) at the same time. I would have remenbered that!

Mrs Hand and her lovely daughters not coming round to visit any more must have been awful for you!

 

[atbman]

I call it fornication, and it is a sin. It is forbidden in the Bible. I would sooner gouge my eyes out with the wrong end of a desert spoon than debase myself in the wretched, damnable act of fornication! The thought of sullying myself with carnal juices is horrifying. Every time I am tempted by the Devil himself made incarnate in the form of a wicked Jezebel, thereby causing me to become aroused, I beat my genital abomination with a hammer while singing, "Onward, Christian soldiers!"

So masochism is ok in the Lord's sight?

 

[Red Light]

Rumpy pumpy - what on earth does that mean?

Sleeping together - meaning anything but sleeping together.

 

[Bman]

So masochism is ok in the Lord's sight?

Well, yeah! As long as you dont "waste sperm"

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[Mad Doug Biker]

Rumpy pumpy - what on earth does that mean?

Pumping ones rump. Anal I think

 

[montage]

engaging with the purple headed womb ferret

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

engaging with the purple headed womb ferret

The Purple Headed Emperor you mean?

 

[Hover Fly]

My fave is the 'beast with two backs' but I had no idea it was from Othello.

Shakespeare may have copied it from Francois Rabelais "Gargantua and Pantagruel" written in 1534
"(Grandgouzier {a glutton})...En son eage virile espousa Gargamelle fille du roy des Parpaillos, belle gouge & de bonne troigne et faisoient eulx deux souvent ensemble la beste a deux douz, joyesement se frotans leur lard, tant qu'elle engroissa dun beau filz, & le porta jusques a lunziesme mois."

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Futurama: Snu snu.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Park the beef bus in tuna town.

 

[al78]

Skiing down the pink run.

 

[rowan 46]

From Harry Enfield "act of unspeakable awfulness"