Silly book titles

[cosmicbike]

50 Years In The Saddle by Major Bumsore

The Hungry Horse by M. T. Geegee

 

[sight-pin]

Bogies In The Mist. by Gilbert Green.

 

[Drago]

Practical Contraception, by Phil MacRevice.

A Guide to Morris Dancing, by Robin Gibb.

 

[sight-pin]

Being Independent. by Hans Solo.

 

[jefmcg]

I had one once called "Queen Victoria's Golden Reign". I gave it to a monarchist bloke who collected royal memorabilia.

Presumably this was written by the aforementioned I. P. Freely.

 

[sight-pin]

The Barman's Guide To Gin and Tonic. by Oliver Twist.

 

[sight-pin]

Cleaning Tips. by Dustin Moppet.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Eat, Drink and Sleep by Hugh Jarse.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Photography for beginners, by Ivor Brownie....

 

[Fab Foodie]

The end of the affair, by Miss B. Have....

 

[Nibor]

A personal one for me

Get rich quick. By Robin Holmes

 

[Profpointy]

"Working In The Cloakroom" by Angus McOatup

So sucessful it was translated into Hindi by Mahatma Coat

 

[Profpointy]

The book on insect development written by a peer.

Lady Chatterly's Larvae

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

My marriage to a lesbian by Willie Turner.

 

[Markymark]

Never Been To London by M. T. Life