simple things you struggle to do?

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[QUOTE 2425157, member: 259"]Cut panes of glass with a glass cutter. I've got the right tools, I take my time, I set everything up, and then when I start, crack![/quote]
Funny. I always had you down as a cut-glass accent, Mort - not one that sounds like broken glass!
(Are you dipping your cutter in turps or something and oiling the cutline..?)
 

Glow worm

Legendary Member
Location
Near Newmarket
I can't tie knots foir love or money
I can't dance and always hate it when I'm forced to shuffle about a bit like a demented lobster at weddings/parties and the like :smile:
 
Really, truly caring deep down about a lot of other people (there, said it). Animals, yes, people? No.
Most people are simply 2D to me :blush:
Well, mdb, here's a 'DD' and an animal. Best of both worlds - she couldn't give a Fluck either...and changed her name.
Diana-Dors-Feet-382737.jpg
 

swee'pea99

Squire
You've probably heard it, but I never tire of...

”According to Dors's autobiography, she was once asked and readily agreed to open a fête in her home town of Swindon. Prior to the festivities, Dors lunched with the local vicar, during which she informed him that her real name was Diana Fluck. The vicar became somewhat worried about his planned speech. After lunch, they arrived at the fête at the appointed time. The vicar, totally unnerved about mispronouncing "Fluck", introduced Dors with these immortal words:
“Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I introduce to you our star guest. We all love her, especially as she is our local girl. I therefore feel it right to introduce her by her real name; Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the very lovely Miss Diana Clunt."
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
I have bad hand eye coordination, so I find playing any sort of raquet game very difficult indeed (you wont see me down at the squash courts or the tennis club any time soon!). Also, I can't skip or do other similar activities.


P.E. at school used to be awful as a result.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
I've never really understood why horses need jockeys,after the rider has fallen off the horses happily still run the course .greyhounds don't need a rider to show them the way either!

Control and overall safety I suppose, but still, yes, horses running the course themselves would lead to more.... umm.... natural results! (Especially if they all stop to eat a nice bit of grass halfway through! :laugh:).
 

TVC

Guest
Being modest
 
I've never really understood why horses need jockeys,after the rider has fallen off the horses happily still run the course .greyhounds don't need a rider to show them the way either!

You absolutely positive about that? link :smile:

I struggle to run. Started a year ago and still not much faster than I was at the end of a couch to 5K programme
 
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