Slogans for jerseys

[downfader]

Sometimes I would like to convey a message on my person. Its a shame theres no equivilent of the dry wipe marker and board in jersey terms. I think I'd be too mischeivous as my ideas consist of:

"Spread the love! Just not on toast!"

"One less car! I've cut your transmission!"

"I pay toad rax!"

"3 feet please, I live in Sellafield!"

 

[Soltydog]

I think there is a gap in the market for cycling clothes for those of us with a sense of humour such as cycling shorts with a wide load logo on the back
On the Big G sportive, as i was overtaking a few riders up hills I thought a jersey with 'Not bad for a fat lad' on the back would have been ideal

 

[Eddie]

You can buy one of these t'shirts for about £20:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=bmi7mjvO3Xw

cut out the LED and sow it into the back of a cycle jersey]

of if you really wanted to go for it how about a CC group buy on some of this kit:

http://www.lumalive.com/


View: http://www.youtube.com/PhilipsLumalive#p/a/u/1/FqJ1K3ozJg4

 

[buggi]

how about



if you can read this
You're TOO FUKIN CLOSE



(ps.. i've always wanted a pair of "wide load" shorts

 

[jonesy]

You can buy one of these t'shirts for about £20:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=bmi7mjvO3Xw

cut out the LED and sow it into the back of a cycle jersey]

of if you really wanted to go for it how about a CC group buy on some of this kit:

http://www.lumalive.com/

http://www.youtube.c...u/1/FqJ1K3ozJg4

Hmm. There have been several occasions when I've really wanted to have a message like that that could be updated instantly, depending on the situation. "It's not a f***ing cycle path it's a pavement! And even if it was I wouldn't have to ride on it, read the f***ing Highway Code!" being the one I'd need most often on my commute!

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Is it wise to let on to the general public that we cyclists are human and actually have a sense of humour?

 

[ufkacbln]

Foska

 

[vernon]

Is it wise to let on to the general public that we cyclists are human and actually have a sense of humour?

Errr, aren't we the general public?

 

[upsidedown]

"Put the phone down stupid"

 

[Shaun]

"Powered by chocolate cake!"

"Stop looking at my arse!!!"

"Does my bum look big on this?"

"Air-con all year round!"

"ABS braking system:
A Big Squeeze"

"Getting FITTER not FATTER!"

Arrow pointing towards head "Cake in" - arrow pointing down - "Power out"

"I'll think of a good come-back after you've driven away!"

"Couldn't afford a moped"

"There's only one other thing that leaves me this hot and sweaty!!!"

Cheers,
Shaun

 

[Moodyman]

Nice suggestions Shaun.

Are you thinking of getting some on your next lot of CC jerseys?

 

[Aperitif]

 

[downfader]

"Dyslexic Cyclist:
I wear a Guernsey!"

 

[Arch]

Arrow pointing towards head "Cake in" - arrow pointing down - "Power out"

I like this, but... Maybe two arrows pointing down and slightly outwards, to the legs, or it looks like you're saying powered by poo...

On the wide load subject, you can get hi-vis waistcoats for horse riders, that say "Please pass slow and wide". I've often thought it would be good with a colon after 'pass'...

 

[buggi]

I like this, but... Maybe two arrows pointing down and slightly outwards, to the legs, or it looks like you're saying powered by poo...

On the wide load subject, you can get hi-vis waistcoats for horse riders, that say "Please pass slow and wide". I've often thought it would be good with a colon after 'pass'...

that just reminded me of a time i saw a car speed past a stallion and rider really close. the driver didn't give a sh*t. i nearly had a heart attack... the horse never even flinched. must have been a bomb proof ex police horse.