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Elmer Fudd

Miserable Old Bar Steward
Mr Phoebus said:
OK, Latest research has shown Gordon Brown is only 43% slug and not 63% as first thought.
Thats wrong, 43% thought he was a slug, 63% thought he wasn't a slug. The 6% discrepency is the people that shouldn't actually be in this country (let us not forget, Labour has a grasp on statistics or mathematical formulae, like a Panda has a grasp on a bamboo stick, they can't get at the fiddly bits, so they drop it and move on.) but they will vote Labour (not the Pandas, too intelligent).
 

Johnny Thin

New Member
Dayvo said:
Don't try that with a dog turd, though! :biggrin:
And I'm NOT speaking from experience! xx(

I just read a book - The Fourth Hand by John Irving - where one of the characters does exactly that, with a lacrosse stick, as he has a sh*t-eating dog and a phobia about dog turds.
 

purpleR

Guru
Location
Glasgow
Strange as it may seem: Gordon Brown, half-slug-half-man, is a much more pleasant image to go to bed with than 500 slug eggs in a buggy. Thanks!
 
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