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Small clitoris?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 3 Feb 2008.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Got buzzed very closely by a Porsche today 100 yards before some lights. I caught him up and hoped to be able to tell him what a small dick he had. Trouble is, he was a she, so I amended it slightly and shouted to her that she had a small clitoris.
    The lights went green, she floored it and a second later was breaking the speed limit, so I was unable to gauge the effect my remark had.
    Would she have construed it to be an insult?
     
  2. Mortiroloboy

    Mortiroloboy New Member

    were the wiper blades, indicators and radio still going from the last time she drove it ?:wacko:xx(
     
  3. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Location:
    O' slO'
    Nah!
    In this case I don't think calling her a 'Big Cu*t' would have been wrong! :wacko:
     
  4. Mortiroloboy

    Mortiroloboy New Member

    I prefer the term tw@t. See you next Tuesday is soooooo uncouth;)
     
  5. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    there is never a speed camera when you need one
     
  6. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    Perhaps her brain was the same size.............
     
  7. The Velvet Curtain

    The Velvet Curtain Living La Mala Vida

    Perhaps she was rushing to get home before she ran out of petrol.
     
  8. Kirst

    Kirst Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Edinburgh
    If a bloke shouted that at me, I'd just tell him he obviously didn't know what he was looking for.
     
  9. stevenb

    stevenb New Member

    Location:
    South Beds.
    lol...:biggrin: