Snapped spindle

[Drago]

Ooh, just noticed. I have two legs after all!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Do you have a house full of toilet rolls.

No he does not, because toilet rolls are Hollowtech and a bit like silver and vampires, Silva will burn his hands if he touches them.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

After the clashes with @Nova (alias Silva) on the Dutch forum , I thought he had absolutely no sense of humour, but after reading the last 10 pages about spindles I have to come back on that, he DOES HAVE actually some sense of humour.....

Well, just look at his bike to realise there must be some humour there.

 

[fossyant]

No he does not, because toilet rolls are Hollowtech and a bit like silver and vampires, Silva will burn his hands if he touches them.

Or his bottom !

 

[fossyant]

Well, just look at his bike to realise there must be some humour there.

Lots of it, it's comedy !

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ooh, just noticed. I have two legs after all!

Is your intestine Hollowtech?

 

[Drago]

Is your intestine Hollowtech?

I think it might be - it breaks wind when too much force is put through it.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I think it might be - it breaks wind when too much force is put through it.

Sounds healthy, you do not want solid axle, it will make you constipated, and possibly haemorrhoids if you strain it too much.

 

[Drago]

haemorrhoids if you strain it too much.

Hammer and chisel will sort that.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Hammer and chisel will sort that.

But you might lose several teeth

 

[EckyH]

But you might lose several teeth

Know the max, add a safety reserve, done.

E.

 

[silva]

After the clashes with @Nova (alias Silva) on the Dutch forum , I thought he had absolutely no sense of humour, but after reading the last 10 pages about spindles I have to come back on that, he DOES HAVE actually some sense of humour.....

No it's you lagging 7 years in getting it.

 

[silva]

My word, are you out of loo roll. Panic.

Please Pay Attention: you talked about roll centers, not rolls.

 

[Webbo2]

Please Pay Attention: you talked about roll centers, not rolls.

Are you a soft tissue man or do you prefer something more rigid like Izal.

 

[silva]

Know the max, add a safety reserve, done.

E.

Yes!
As simple as that.
Instead of continue Flirting with Disaster until pregnancy and its Kid pops out, as occurred to Mister roubaixtuesday. Safety First, it's said.