Snogging girlfriend last evening:

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 26 Jun 2008.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    we'd had a cycle out into the countryside on a golden evening, found a lay-by then a small track the other side of some gates.
    We laid our bikes in the tall grass and walked hand in hand for a few minutes, thus allowing me to surreptitiously ditch the chewing gum....and then it happened: I had her face cupped in my hands, she, her arms around my neck and we got very friendly, exchanging kisses: tongues an' all. Under the trees and with only the wind and birds for company (or so we thought), it was sublime, simply sublime. Body heat got exchanged and I'm guessing, some saliva too.........and then it happened: Baaaa!
    me: That wasn't you was it?
    her: No!
    me: Well, thank heavens for that. Thought I'd just made the biggest mistake of my life and golly, I've made a few.
    Laughter ensued.
    Life can be great.
  2. Smeggers

    Smeggers New Member

    Were you in the Famous Five?
  3. snogging: such a great word :rolleyes:
  4. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    It's in the top ten british words of all time, that's for sure.
  5. OP
    betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    It is a great word: funny and romantic at the same time!
  6. Mr Pig

    Mr Pig New Member

    North Lanarkshire
    That's what you call an Aberdeen threesome.
  7. Globalti

    Globalti Legendary Member

    I got back from a golden evening of off road cycling last night, had a shower then jumped into bed with my wife. Leaned over to kiss her goodnight and then it happened: "Paaaaarp!"

    Me: That wasn't you was it?
    Her: No! It was you, you dirty b*****d!
    Laughter ensued.
  8. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Melksham, Wilts
    Blame it on the barking spiders.
  9. Rab

    Rab Über Member

  10. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

  11. goo_mason

    goo_mason Champion barbed-wire hurdler

    Leith, Edinburgh
    I believe the thing to say when treading on a duck is, "One more turn on the crank handle and it would've started, Sir Percy !"

    (Like Fnaar, I read far too much Viz.... ;))
  12. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    Surely YES must be at or near the top of the word you most like to hear list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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