So called vegetarians..

[Dirk]

Hens aren't especially furry or cute either

I don't like the way the ducks across the road look at me either.

 

[Drago]

If were meant to be vegetarian, then why is spinach so horrible and Bacon so tasty?

 

[welsh dragon]

Maybe they don't like the way you run behind them with a roasting tin clutched in your hands.

 

[classic33]

Or not. Its us or them.

Why do you think they get the rose tinted glasses?

 

[rich p]

No @Accy cyclist is a self proclaimed vegetarian who eats tuna, albeit with salad

Have you considered having a week off picking at Accy?

 

[Dirk]

Or not. Its us or them.

Have you ever noticed that, if you are out for a walk in the country, you always come across one brave sheep that won't run away?
My missus tells me off for running at them to scare them off.
I explain to her that I am ensuring that future generations of sheep don't become emboldened to take over the world, by diminishing the chances of of a dominant gene being passed on.
One day human kind will thank me.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I once knew a guy who called himself vegetarian but are chicken
Is there a word for only excluding mammals from your diet?

I knew a South African once. He said they regarded chickens as vegetables.

 

[Piemaster]

Vegetarians eat seafood.
Not something that new.

 

[wreck rider]

Years ago I pretended to be a veggie to impress a gorgeous co-worker, despite being a complete lie, it worked. I lived a double life for about three months - righteous veggie with my girlfriend, sneaky carnivore behind her back.
She walked into the canteen kitchen one night shift, as I was stuffing my deceitful face with massive quantities of boiled ham. The look on her face still haunts me. We're not together now.

 

[NorthernDave]

If were meant to be vegetarian, then why is spinach so horrible and Bacon so tasty?

Hmmmm...it is difficult to argue with logic like that.

 

[vickster]

Have you considered having a week off picking at Accy?

Me? I'll be on holiday in November
He said above he's a vegetarian, but he had tuna salad for lunch the other day. I guess that almost makes him vegetarian if you disregard the tuna (unless it was vegetarian tuna like you can get veggie sausages or veggie bacon )

 

[Dirk]

Vegetarians eat seafood.
Not something that new.

Sea Cucumbers?

 

[rich p]

Me? I'll be on holiday in November
He said above he's a vegetarian, but he had tuna salad for lunch the other day. I guess that almost makes him vegetarian if you disregard the tuna (unless it was vegetarian tuna like you can get veggie sausages or veggie bacon )

Yeah, I realise he's flawed and full of contradictions, but I wondered why a high achieving intellect like you feel the need to point it out so frequently?

 

[Piemaster]

Sea Cucumbers?

Nope, from the link, its a recent finding that in fossilized vegetarian dinosaur poop there were bits of seashell.

 

[Dirk]

Nope, from the link, its a recent finding that in fossilized vegetarian dinosaur poop there were bits of seashell.

It was a joke.......