So called vegetarians..

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Drago

Legendary Member
If were meant to be vegetarian, then why is spinach so horrible and Bacon so tasty?
 

Dirk

If 6 Was 9
Location
Watchet
Or not. Its us or them.
Have you ever noticed that, if you are out for a walk in the country, you always come across one brave sheep that won't run away?
My missus tells me off for running at them to scare them off.
I explain to her that I am ensuring that future generations of sheep don't become emboldened to take over the world, by diminishing the chances of of a dominant gene being passed on.
One day human kind will thank me.
 
Years ago I pretended to be a veggie to impress a gorgeous co-worker, despite being a complete lie, it worked. I lived a double life for about three months - righteous veggie with my girlfriend, sneaky carnivore behind her back.
She walked into the canteen kitchen one night shift, as I was stuffing my deceitful face with massive quantities of boiled ham. The look on her face still haunts me. We're not together now.
 

vickster

Squire
Have you considered having a week off picking at Accy?
Me? I'll be on holiday in November :smile:
He said above he's a vegetarian, but he had tuna salad for lunch the other day. I guess that almost makes him vegetarian if you disregard the tuna (unless it was vegetarian tuna like you can get veggie sausages or veggie bacon :okay:)
 
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rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
Me? I'll be on holiday in November :smile:
He said above he's a vegetarian, but he had tuna salad for lunch the other day. I guess that almost makes him vegetarian if you disregard the tuna (unless it was vegetarian tuna like you can get veggie sausages or veggie bacon :okay:)
Yeah, I realise he's flawed and full of contradictions, but I wondered why a high achieving intellect like you feel the need to point it out so frequently?
 
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