I actually LIKE the modern Mini. It isn't the old mini, but it's a great looking car.*
*I know feck all about how cars work, and I have little interest. But I DO see then as potential objects of beauty
I disagree, but am in a tiny minority. Nonetheless, the current MINI is comically big (not all that size can be blamed on crash legislation).
The Countryman (whose dimensions may have been dictated by WRC regulations) is just absurdly un-MINI.
I'd suggest that BMW revive the great name Maxi for it, but the chaps in marketing may feel otherwise...
As to the name Maxi... To a Frenchman it doesn't mean a 5-door based on the Land Crab, it means this:
Which is nearly as good as the 2cv, but in a different way. And no room for the shopping.