So that's why I'm a babe magnet

[winjim]

And a very attractive pig at that

You weren't at Oxford with the Prime Minister by any chance?

 

[Beebo]

You are 100% Roy Keane

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

you are actually 99% Bonobo

Especially if viewed from the rear.

 

[vernon]

You weren't at Oxford with the Prime Minister by any chance?

His penchant for pigs is well known.

Henceforth he shall be called David Hameron.