so...uk..land a the famous pervs

[colly]

Bloody 'ell
I just realised I've met and shaken hands with Stuart Hall.

The police have been informed.

 

[Hitchington]

They should bloody lock 'em up and throw the door away!

 

[snorri]

Re the thread title, it's just the famous ones that get a mention in the media, they're checking up on all of us.

 

[Lanzecki]

They should bloody lock 'em up and throw the door away!

Assuming they have offended of course. Then I'll stand there with a flaming brand and a red hot poker.

 

[Drago]

Sweepstake on who's next?

I'll have a fiver on Jimmy Krankie

 

[BigonaBianchi]

freddie star...now i remember his name..

 

[Drago]

Yeah, Rohypnol affects your memory like that.

 

[Lanzecki]

I'll have a fiver on Jimmy Krankie

that might be a little impossible. But i'm not gonna destroy your childhood by telling you why.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Yeah, Rohypnol affects your memory like that.

Ha ha...lol!

 

[Hitchington]

Sweepstake on who's next?

Orville the Duck. Don't let the nappy and his faux naivety fool you. When Kieth's back was turned, well, it's the ones you least expect isn't it?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Emu?

 

[asterix]

Like I said, the secret handshake doesn't work any more.
If someone would like to suggest the Police used to be as straight as they are now, let me mention Hillsborough.

It's the 'now' bit I am unsure of.

 

[asterix]

It'll soon be easier to list the celebs who aren't filthy perverts.

The teletubbies? Can we trust 'em?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Harry Corbett? Sooty and Sweep know to what I'm referring.

 

[Theseus]

The teletubbies? Can we trust 'em?

With names like Tinky Winky they are suspect, but Noo Noo abstained despite licking custard off the floor.