The police have been informed.Bloody 'ell
I just realised I've met and shaken hands with Stuart Hall.![]()

The police have been informed.Bloody 'ell
I just realised I've met and shaken hands with Stuart Hall.![]()


They should bloody lock 'em up and throw the door away!

I'll have a fiver on Jimmy Krankie![]()

Yeah, Rohypnol affects your memory like that.
Orville the Duck. Don't let the nappy and his faux naivety fool you. When Kieth's back was turned, well, it's the ones you least expect isn't it?Sweepstake on who's next?
Like I said, the secret handshake doesn't work any more.
If someone would like to suggest the Police used to be as straight as they are now, let me mention Hillsborough.
It'll soon be easier to list the celebs who aren't filthy perverts.
The teletubbies? Can we trust 'em?