Fnaar
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Never boned bacon, but I've been known to spatchcock a full-bodied birdPaging Mr. @Fnaar

Never boned bacon, but I've been known to spatchcock a full-bodied birdPaging Mr. @Fnaar
So you have to ply your trade ?Stuff made out of wood.
You must have stuffed a fair few birds in your time?Never boned bacon, but I've been known to spatchcock a full-bodied bird![]()
I like the sound if that, apart from the Ma bit, where do I apply?Ma of twins and part time trainee boat steerer/modelmaker/ice cream eater, very occasionally singer/comedian/poet.
But it sounds like you gave it a good go in those 3.5 years !!History wise I have worked for myself since I was 19. Before that I had 32 jobs in 3 1/2 year's. Seems I was not designed to be employed.
Is your surname Lannister by any chance?Dragon slayer and despoiler of maidens..
That'll be BIBA...Isn't RIBA a fashion house from the 1960's? Can you do me a nice smock to go with my kilt?