So who does what for a living

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Joey Shabadoo

My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
You call this living?
 

matth411

Veteran
Location
Liverpool
Apparently, I am an angel. Well that's the name of the company anyway. Close Protection Angels. We don't really do close protection work, we generally swipe a card against an orange box and wait for it to beep. Then we get the excitement of pressing a button to raise a barrier. Then we lock doors. I can't even try and make security sound half decent. Even "crappy" is a compliment for my job.
 

threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
Spend shed loads of my company's money.

I always get accused of just going around buying stuff by our FD, it's just not true, the reality is I just go around buying useful stuff.
 
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