So who sprays

[mistyoptic]

“Do you have any deodorants?”

“Ball or aerosol?”

“No, for under my arms.”

Edit: Sorry, didn’t realise the post above did the same gag 😟

The one I bought says “remove cap and push up bottom” 😱

 

[Punkawallah]

The one I bought says “remove cap and push up bottom” 😱

What if you don’t wear a cap?

 

[stephec]

What if you don’t wear a cap?

You'll have to find something else to shove up there instead then.

 

[Accy cyclist]

No I don't. I have a daily shower and change my underwear every day. Plus I hardly ever sweat. Isn't spraying chemicals on your delicate bits a bit dangerous, plus painful, if I remember rightly from my youth.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No I don't. I have a daily shower and change my underwear every day. Plus I hardly ever sweat. Isn't spraying chemicals on your delicate bits a bit dangerous, plus painful, if I remember rightly from my youth.

You don't spray Agent Orange on them now, Accy.

 

[Dogtrousers]

When this sort of things started I was a teacher in a Secondary School

The general opinion in the staff room was that whoever was responsible for this had never lived in a house with teenage boys!
and if they had then they should be locked up in a room with 30 of them and no ventilation!

We had an English teacher who would often insist that all the windows were opened at the start of a lesson to "let the boy pong out".

 

[Illaveago]

We had a kid at school who had terrible BO. He used to get beaten up daily because of his smell. Shake and Vac wouldn't have covered his smell. He was clean. It was just that his BO would become so overpowering!
It is amazing how he survived at school with the constant bullying and beatings on a daily basis.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Plus I hardly ever sweat.

You are Prince Andrew and I claim my £5.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Well today is a bit of a problem

SWMBO suggested that we go out for dinner - so I have booked a table
which is good

but teh Red Arrows - and a Typhoon - are currently parked at Liverpool Airport and will be taking off for a show and some fly bys this afternoon - about 3 pm I think

AND her son say he is bringing the grand kids down for a visit this afternoon - they normally leave somewhere between 3 and 3:30 to pick their Mum up from work

and it looks like raining anyway

naff all happens for ages and this week stuff has been happening nearly every day and today all sorts fo things crop up and interfere!!!

 

[VinSumRox]

Well today is a bit of a problem

SWMBO suggested that we go out for dinner - so I have booked a table
which is good

but teh Red Arrows - and a Typhoon - are currently parked at Liverpool Airport and will be taking off for a show and some fly bys this afternoon - about 3 pm I think

AND her son say he is bringing the grand kids down for a visit this afternoon - they normally leave somewhere between 3 and 3:30 to pick their Mum up from work

and it looks like raining anyway

naff all happens for ages and this week stuff has been happening nearly every day and today all sorts fo things crop up and interfere!!!

Yeah, but have any of you sprayed?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Yeah, but have any of you sprayed?

No - also not looked at thread titles!!!!

that was supposed to go elsewhere!

 

[cyberknight]

No - also not looked at thread titles!!!!

that was supposed to go elsewhere!

Rather like the deodorant ?...............

 

[Electric_Andy]

I assume you have seen that advert on TV! My partner and I scoffed at this as well. No I'd never spray it anywhere except armpits, possibly across my clothes or neck if I was desperate, but that's what EDT is for

 

[PhotoNic69]

I prefer rubbing Deep Heat over my genitalia and non-existent anus. I love the smell of Menthol plus you can place it where you want it rather than wasting gas in overspray....

 

[a.twiddler]

We had an English teacher who would often insist that all the windows were opened at the start of a lesson to "let the boy pong out".

Interestingly, I had a French teacher who would say, "let's open the pong hatches" at the start of class. Letting loose an adolescent with a long pole with a hook on the end to open the tall windows seems now to have been a hazard in itself. Nowadays there would have been a risk assessment before any of that stuff could be done. Elf an' safety gorn maad? I don't recall that anyone actually died, though it might have been a close thing. More alarmingly, I seem to recall that some teaching staff would puff away on a ciggie during the lessons. This would be in the mid 60s, a different world then.

I'm awaiting a follow up thread to Do You Spray... called Do you Moisturise?