He looked like a muppet. No really, I mean it. Animal.
He also seemed to have arms that could extend into infinity, and enormous hands... I loved his goal celebrations.
That Brazil side of 82 was blessed with players; Zico, Socrates, Falcao.... and my own favourite, Eder. That side was my football awakening, I didn't know the game could be played like that.
He sounds like a thinker too, a clever bloke. Not sure how that book will turn out but if can match his on-field creativity with a literary one then it could be surreal!