A wheeler? You're a Welsh Wheeler and you're proud!Not quite. He called me a w****r
You should have caught him by surprise at the lights, stood on his bonnet and wa***d all over his windscreen, whilst proclaiming "You were right."So I was cycling along this evening, lit up like a christmas tree, minding my own business when a car passes me and the passenger leans out and calls me something I won't repeat here. I did nothing at all to provoke him and was keeping well to the side. I resisted the urge to sprint after him, catch him by surprise at the lights and give him a piece of my mind. Instead I consoled myself with infantile thoughts such as, "Ha, I'm probably more healthy than you because I cycle so I'll probably live longer than you."
Rant over.
Perhaps a diagram to assist those of us who's imaginations can't quite conjure up an image of that?You should have caught him by surprise at the lights, stood on his bonnet at the lights and wa***d all over his windscreen, whilst proclaiming "You were right."
English chap?I got called an English C### last week...... I wouldn't have minded, but I'm Welsh.....
The cheek of it...I got called an English C### last week...... I wouldn't have minded, but I'm Welsh.....
Nah, couldn't stop I wanted that strava segmentYou should have caught him by surprise at the lights, stood on his bonnet and wa***d all over his windscreen, whilst proclaiming "You were right."
Oh, OK - that's fair enough thenNah, couldn't stop I wanted that strava segment![]()
This is what goes through their mind...
The person I'm sat next to will think I'm really great if I do this.