Some idiot punched my car yesterday

[Greedo]

I'm driving home minding my own business.

Anyway there were a family crossing the road in front of me and a small cat walking behind them.

The cat stopped in the middle of the road and as I approached I tooted my horn to scare the thing. It didn't move and then i had to swerve so not to run the wee moggy over.

Anyway the chav family crossing must have thought it was something to do with them as the chav Dad, only about 5' 11" if he was lucky and about 17 stone so he was a bit of a fat bastard and wearing some scarf over his face ran after me. I slowed down a bit to annoy him and when he caught up put the foot down and sped away just as he managed to punch the back of my shiny beemer.

Twat!!!!

 

[Manonabike]

 

[Muddyfox]

Whats the best thing for removing a mouthful of coffee from my computer screen ?

You have got a cracking sense of humour Greedo

Simon (still laughing)

 

[Arch]

Hilarious, not content with his own copious output of rubbish, Greedo once again mucks about with someone else's story...

Really Greeds, if you've got nothing better to say, log off and do some washing up or something...

 

[magnatom]

Hilarious, not content with his own copious output of rubbish, Greedo once again mucks about with someone else's story...

Really Greeds, if you've got nothing better to say, log off and do some washing up or something...

I thought it was quite funny. Feel free to muck up my posts any time (although I do a good job of that already!)

 

[Greedo]

Hilarious, not content with his own copious output of rubbish, Greedo once again mucks about with someone else's story...

Really Greeds, if you've got nothing better to say, log off and do some washing up or something...

Panter and I are good mates on here. It's a joke directed at him that everyone posting a reply so far has found funny as I'm sure Panter will.

Now Arch, we have had this conversation before. If you like others don't like what I post or say then don't read my threads. Simple. A concept you seem unable to grasp.

Now out of everyone who has replied you're the only one who didn't find it funny. Bit like the last time with Fossy. Kind of tells you something about you, does it not!!!!!

 

[rich p]

Ya big Yang!!

They wouldn't let you into the home counties, old boy

 

[Noodley]

Bit like the last time with Fossy. Kind of tells you something.....!!!!!

Yes, you're repetitive

 

[magnatom]

Now out of everyone who has replied you're the only one who didn't find it funny. Bit like the last time with Fossy. Kind of tells you something about you, does it not!!!!!

Now, now Greedo, that's a wee bit off. You two down't get on, best to leave it at that.

 

[Greedo]

Yes, you're repetitive

Say's the man with the same music thread every weekend

 

[Noodley]

Say's the man with the same music thread every weekend

Well that's where you're wrong.


It is a different music thread every Friday I can be arsed thinking of a topic

 

[Greedo]

Well that's where you're wrong.


It is a different music thread every Friday I can be arsed thinking of a topic

Now now don't be pedantic

 

[Speicher]

Greedo, I would like to know why you are ignoring me.

I put a question to you in your Quiz thread, and you have not told me the answer!

So to save you searching for it - How many seconds are there in a year?

Nobody is to tell him the answer!!!

If you get stuck, I might give you a clue.

 

[Greedo]

Greedo, I would like to know why you are ignoring me.

I put a question to you in your Quiz thread, and you have not told me the answer!

So to save you searching for it - How many seconds are there in a year?

Nobody is to tell him the answer!!!

If you get stuck, I might give you a clue.

I didn't see it and wasn't ignoring you. I would hazzard a guess that it's a trick question and say 12 the 2nd of each month?????

 

[Speicher]

That's not quite right is it? think about it!

I know you were not ignoring me - you wouldn't dare.