Some idiot punched my car yesterday

[Crackle]

I don't get it. There wasn't a cat in Panter's story.

 

[snapper_37]

ANY pussy mentioned in a Greedo thread gets maximum exposure....

 

[swee'pea99]

I really liked the cat. I thought it was the best bit.

 

[Panter]

I'm driving home minding my own business.

Anyway there were a family crossing the road in front of me and a small cat walking behind them.

The cat stopped in the middle of the road and as I approached I tooted my horn to scare the thing. It didn't move and then i had to swerve so not to run the wee moggy over.

Anyway the chav family crossing must have thought it was something to do with them as the chav Dad, only about 5' 11" if he was lucky and about 17 stone so he was a bit of a fat bastard and wearing some scarf over his face ran after me. I slowed down a bit to annoy him and when he caught up put the foot down and sped away just as he managed to punch the back of my shiny beemer.

Twat!!!!

You bar-steward, I should've know it was you

I thought I spotted the driver wearing a large, ninja-style bra on his head.

 

[Arch]

Not at all. Just seems bizarre that even when I post a joke about the poster of the original thread who I get on with and find funny I still get someone having a go and referring to my posts as "rubbish and to log off and go and do the washing up"

If I opened one of Arch's threads and thought she was talking shite I would just close it and move on. I wouldn't post on her thread "rubbish, do us all a favour and log off and go a weld something"

It just baffles me that people seem to go out their way to be upset, offended or annoyed by other people on here. They have a choice. Don't open my threads.

Alright, I'm sorry, you wound me up and I let it show. I'll try and ignore you properly in future.

 

[Panter]

In that case - you're a twat, not just any old twat either, a twat that drives a BMW that ranks you very high amongst the twat kingdom.

Wasn't there a CC guideline to attack the thread and not the poster though?

Just saying....

 

[theclaud]

Wasn't there a CC guideline to attack the thread and not the poster though?

Just saying....

That's just P&L, innit? In Cafe it's the other way round. "What an articulate and well thought-out post, you big-nosed c**t" is therefore completely acceptable. That's right, isn't it? I'm not very good with rules...

 

[Panter]

That's just P&L, innit? In Cafe it's the other way round. "What an articulate and well thought-out post, you big-nosed c**t" is therefore completely acceptable. That's right, isn't it? I'm not very good with rules...

Apologies, my mistake

 

[Greedo]

Alright, I'm sorry, you wound me up and I let it show. I'll try and ignore you properly in future.

Apology accepted althoughl you are easliy wound up then aren't you????

A thread that has nothing to do with you and yet it winds you up??

 

[trustysteed]

mirth!

 

[rh100]

I thought it was quite good myself - sort of describing someones bad experience through the eyes of the other party, especially the cat being the excuse for the swerve. made me chuckle anyway.

You have to wonder if there are bus driving forums - all bemoaning a near miss with a cyclist and their reasons for it happening.

 

[magnatom]

I thought it was quite good myself - sort of describing someones bad experience through the eyes of the other party, especially the cat being the excuse for the swerve. made me chuckle anyway.

You have to wonder if there are bus driving forums - all bemoaning a near miss with a cyclist and their reasons for it happening.

Oh yes! There are also bus forums where cyclists (usually by the name of magnatom) come in for a lot of abuse!

 

[Wigsie]

Ha ha you thought you would have learnt by now Greedo!

You could post a link to www.weather.co.uk and get berated because its not the official Met Office site.

Its probably because your scottish and they are being racists!

(although I think its ok to be rude to sweaty socks!)

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Its probably because your scottish and they are being racists!

(although I think its ok to be rude to sweaty socks!)

Huh. Sweaty socks?

 

[Greedo]

Greedo, what you need to do is go into 'Tea?', and make loads of inane 'Oooh, morning, tea anyone' or 'Walks in room with marshmallow and a hard on' type posts, then you will be accepted as a comedy genius and welcomed into the clique fold.

Oooh, User76 shimmys into the corner, wearing a cold pair of overboots and a mars bar wrapper, tea and a slice of carrot cake anyone, before told off by assembled crowd.

You've got to laugh that this thread has had more views and more posts than the original thread