Some kids have no chance,

[nickyboy]

I'm just back from Tesco having bought beer....and that's all

I'm sure some will have taken a look at my basket and thought....raging alcoholic, Wednesday morning, stocking up. They'd be wrong of course, I have my drinking well under control.....

 

[Crackle]

I've only got a couple of whisky bottles up my jumper and my running shoes on.

 

[uphillstruggler]

most ham and cheese sandwiches - brown bread though so that's ok.

plus the odd piece of fruit, but we wont mention that.

 

[GM]

I'm just back from Tesco having bought beer....and that's all

I'm sure some will have taken a look at my basket and thought....raging alcoholic, Wednesday morning, stocking up. They'd be wrong of course, I have my drinking well under control.....

A dozen cans of this perchance.....

BTW...I'm tuna on flatbread.

 

[nickyboy]

A dozen cans of this perchance.....

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BTW...I'm tuna on flatbread.

Great guess, you're not the reincarnation of Dorothy Stokes are you?

Only 4 of those, 4 Proper Jobs and a couple of Punk IPAs (600ml)

As I said, I have my drinking well under control

 

[Kestevan]

Great guess, you're not the reincarnation of Dorothy Stokes are you?

Only 4 of those, 4 Proper Jobs and a couple of Punk IPAs (600ml)

As I said, I have my drinking well under control

Yeah, that's OK till teatime , but what are you drinking this evening...

 

[swee'pea99]

Little H was forever asking for apples to eat. We give him one, one bite and that's it. He would then want something else.

I trust you gave the little sod a damn good thrashing and told him that until he'd finished his apple he'd have NO MORE FOOD!

I'm just back from Tesco having bought beer....and that's all

My sis told me about waiting in line one time with a trolley containing (only) half a dozen two litre bottles of cider and a tray of Whiskas. She suddenly registered the woman behind her in the queue, eyeballing her trolley. The woman, realising she'd been rumbled, blustered: "Er...I see your cat's set for a few days." My sis narrowed her eyes: "What makes you think I've got a cat?" she said.

 

[skudupnorth]

I was riding up a steep hill yesterday when a car overtook me. As it passed, a small girl leaned out of the rear window and yelled "Buy yourself a car!". I suspect that she was prompted by her dad from the driver's seat ...

Children are being taught from a very young age that legs are for operating car pedals not bike pedals - example.

Don't do it....it's a trap ! ............. Cars and Children

 

[fimm]

According to her children, the only thing my sister buys in the supermarket is alcohol...


(this may be a misrepresentation of what they said)


(it may also be true - my sister has a busy 9 - 5 job, while my brother-in-law works irregular hours, possibly giving him more time for going to the supermarket while the kids are at school...)

 

[ColinJ]

Don't do it....it's a trap ! ............. Cars and Children

I'm safe - I took the precaution of never learning to drive and am now a woman-free singleton so there is no chance of accidentally passing on my genes!

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Today I am mostly pie and chips

 

[keithmac]

Pot noodle for me today, to be fair if you look at the back it's not bad as far as carbs/ fat and protein go..

 

[TVC]

This evening I am Thai green curry.


A couple of years back we were at the cafe in Ikea (I know). The child in front of us pointed excitedly at the container of veg. "What's that, can I have some?". "No, it's broccoli, you won't like it". Meatballs and chips, no veg it was then. He's doomed.

 

[keithmac]

Blimey - I have just realised that my body is 10% chocolate and Bakewell tart! I got my weight down to 78 kg last year and celebrated with a year long choc and tart binge which took me back to 85 kg!

I dropped from 90kg down to 76kg a few years back (bloody hard work as you know!), seem to be hovering around 78kg now which I can put up with. 76kg is top of "normal" bmi for me and I wouldn't have wanted to go any lower..

 

[coffeejo]

This evening I am Thai green curry.


A couple of years back we were at the cafe in Ikea (I know). The child in front of us pointed excitedly at the container of veg. "What's that, can I have some?". "No, it's broccoli, you won't like it". Meatballs and chips, no veg it was then. He's doomed.

Calling @potsy