Well, that was interesting! Instead of waking up with a hangover, I've woken up a bit tired from tossing and turning all night.
When I did sleep, I had some wacky dreams including me driving a machine that was a cross between a tractor and a giant quad bike, and towing a plough-type attachment to carve out huge warning messages in a field in case any covert aliens were hovering above the earth and wondering whether to risk a surprise attack!
My message was written in English and Alien (mathematical symbols) and was basically - "We know you are there, but don't f*ck with us - we have secret weapons that you don't know about!"
Then I kind of forgot about the aliens because I was back where I used to work and somebody I worked with was getting married. I couldn't pluck up the nerve to ask what happened to his other wife. Had she run off with his best mate, or died, or was it gonna be plain, old-fashioned bigamy? Even more confusing - it was my ex that he was marrying!
I've done extensive research, and apparently the meaning of these dreams is that ...
I've been drinking too much, so I don't sleep well for a while when I stop!
