Someone has offered me tickets to "tonight at the Palladium" tomorrow. Do I want them?

[winjim]

Youngest joke so far dates from 1998

Highlight of the night is going to be when you get kicked out of the audience for using your phone.

 

[jefmcg]

Highlight of the night is going to be when you get kicked out of the audience for using your phone.

Not going to happen. When you don't roll up to the ticket office at 3,you end up in low visibility seats in the Gods. If I can't see them, they can't see me.

 

[jefmcg]

Youngest joke so far dates from 1998

Apologies. 1999.

 

[winjim]

Apologies. 1999.

Jesus you must be bored.

 

[jefmcg]

Jesus you must be bored.

Well, yes, but I remembered where I heard it, so it wasn't a big effort to find it.

The "what is 4 letters ending with IT and found on the bottom of a bird cage?" , I heard from my mother decades ago, and "I met my wife on the circle line, and we've been going around for years" feels pre-war.

 

[jefmcg]

The host is singing "That's Life".** To "entertain" us while something is being set up.

5 minutes and I'm out.

**edit shoot, that got a standing ovation

 

[Crackle]

Stay, we need the full show report.

 

[winjim]

[QUOTE 4774406, member: 259"]It looks like a mashup between Dr Who and East Enders.[/QUOTE]
I just thought Ronnie Wood had stopped dying his hair.

 

[snorri]

......and Brucie, he hasn't appeared yet?

 

[TVC]

"except folk dancing and incest"

I've tried one of those and quite enjoyed it.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I'm in hell.

I tried.

I had the misfortune of not being able to find the TV controls last week when it came on; thankfully I did eventually find them but not before 10 of the most awful minutes of my life watching 1970s-style shite "variety".

Take the tickets and burn them.

 

[winjim]

I tried.

You should change your name to Cassandra.