Sound Financial Advice

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pubrunner

Legendary Member
Sound Financial Advice

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth 50p; with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £1.50. £1000 invested in IceSave would now be worth less than 0.001p; but if you bought £1000 worth of Red Stripe Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to scrap dealer, you would get £214.
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So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle !
 

ComedyPilot

Secret Lemonade Drinker
I have a spare £1000 laid around, I am going to buy some Northern Rock shares now and watch them skyrocket, mwhaa, mwhaa.
 
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