Spooky...

[downfader]

And swinging back to the original posting, just last month on my way to work I was thinking about a head teacher who'd retired two years ago and how I'd not got round to having him round for a goat curry and how he'd disappeared from the radar the day he left the building for the last time as headteacher. Later that morning I heard his voice commenting on the fact that he'd not had the pleasure of one of my goat curries which preceded his appearance at my classroom door with a colleague who was taking him on a tour of the new school building. I was seriously spooked by that.

I thought it was called "curried goat". West Indian lads and girls tend to find it an insult iirc.

As for dreams... I often dream of zombies, but not in a nightmare way, oddly.

 

[Dayvo]

Funnily enough I know a very long winded and eventually groanworthy joke involving a squid and washing up liquid, but it's really too long and awful to be bothered to type out...

Not the 'Hans the dishwasher' joke!

I heard it in the 80s: deffo one of the worst 'jokes' I have ever heard!

 

[vernon]

I thought it was called "curried goat". West Indian lads and girls tend to find it an insult iirc.

So you are telling this West Indian that he is wrong?????!!!!!

Get your facts right and accommodate assimilation in your sweeping generalisation/assertion before displaying your ignorance.

Honestly, you whites are all the same

 

[Arch]

Not the 'Hans the dishwasher' joke!

I heard it in the 80s: deffo one of the worst 'jokes' I have ever heard!

That's the one....

 

[Cubist]

So you are telling this West Indian that he is wrong?????!!!!!

Get your facts right and accommodate assimilation in your sweeping generalisation/assertion before displaying your ignorance.

Honestly, you whites are all the same

Never mind all that shite Vern, share the recipe................ Last time I had Goat Curry was at the Deighton Centre....it was to die for.

 

[vernon]

Never mind all that shite Vern, share the recipe................ Last time I had Goat Curry was at the Deighton Centre....it was to die for.

First catch your goat......

 

[downfader]

So you are telling this West Indian that he is wrong?????!!!!!

Get your facts right and accommodate assimilation in your sweeping generalisation/assertion before displaying your ignorance.

Honestly, you whites are all the same

LOL! It was on Hugh Fernly whasisname's program, and the lady at work I knew from the region called it that I can only go by what I've been told. If I've been told wrong by a Jamaican lady then I apologise

 

[Headgardener]

Can I be Arch's random bloke . I don't think I would qualify as the parapleigic Godfather.

 

[Baggy]

Not the 'Hans the dishwasher' joke!

I heard it in the 80s: deffo one of the worst 'jokes' I have ever heard!

That's the one....

Mild, green, hairy-lipped squid?

 

[fossyant]

Stop the strong cheese before bed..................

 

[Dayvo]

Mild, green, hairy-lipped squid?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!

 

[Over The Hill]

I had a strange dream where I ate a giant marshmallow.

When I woke up the pillow was gone.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I had a strange dream where I ate a giant marshmallow.

When I woke up the pillow was gone.

 

[Stig-OT-Dump]

When I woke up the pillow was gone.

I bet you were feeling down in the mouth!

 

[Crankarm]

I had a strange dream where I ate a giant marshmallow.

When I woke up the pillow was gone.

That's pillow talk.