Sport improvements

[Seevio]

Having just watched a thoroughly dull Euro final, are there any sports that wouldn't be made much more lively and entertaining by the addition of a bear?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Bear knuckle fighting.

 

[Levo-Lon]

I beg to differ, huge amounts of alchohol can make anything good..
just watch a crap pub band..people cheer and clap after a few pints..even though the band is still crap?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Having just watched a thoroughly dull Euro final, are there any sports that wouldn't be made much more lively and entertaining by the addition of a bear?

Aerobatic flying - A bear in the cockpit might be a bit dangerous for yourself (and the bear)!

 

[h1udd]

A bare would be better

But seriously, women's jelly wrestling would not be improved by a bear .... Neither would beach volley ball.

Apart from those two, realising a bear on to most sporting events would be awesom

 

[Fab Foodie]

Wimbledon would be better if they used dogs to retrieve the balls.
Football would be better with 22 bulls roaming the pitch as well ...

 

[Drago]

Topless ladies beach volleyball is very interesting.

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Cricket where one ball every over is a water bomb.

 

[snorri]

Topless ladies beach volleyball is very interesting.

How can they play volleyball without arms and hands?

 

[h1udd]

Wimbledon would be better if they used dogs to retrieve the balls.

Urgh... I don't know what would be worse, serving and being given a chewed doggy slobber driving wet ball ..... Or being on the receiving end of 100mph serve and getting covered in the spray of the slobber

 

[Drago]

Football could he improved immeasurably if those feigning injury were picked off by snipers. And those not feigning injury too.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Urgh... I don't know what would be worse, serving and being given a chewed doggy slobber driving wet ball ..... Or being on the receiving end of 100mph serve and getting covered in the spray of the slobber

Ehh, just employ breeds that are not slobbery, it isn't difficult (a lot are not slobbery).
That said though, you'd still get a certain amount of 'mouth grott', even if it was only a small amount.

To be fair, I might actually watch Wimbledon if they did have dogs in it though!!

 

[EltonFrog]

Football could be improved by not having a ball, or a pitch or any players. One could just sit on the edge of a field and watch the grass grow. Lovely.

 

[Andy_R]

Sharks in synchronised swimming...no hang on, sharks with machine guns.....ooo, better still - ZOMBIE SHARKS with machine guns. And lasers for eyes.

 

[Drago]

Replace the baseball with a frag grenade