Sport improvements

[Andy_R]

Well...if it comes down to it, football - each team should have a designated assassin, and the game comes to an end when one side has no players left. Sort of Hunger Games meets FIFA

 

[Levo-Lon]

Cycle racers could take huge ammounts of amphetamines like they used to, verbal diarrhoea their way to victory?

 

[TVC]

American Football would be greatly improved if they actually played it instead of stopping every 10 seconds and spending two minutes deciding where to throw the ball in the next 10 seconds of play.

 

[TVC]

Test match cricket would be better if they found a way to cut the game down to a couple of hours and got the batsmen to try to score runs. Perhaps too if they played it in the evening so people could go along to watch it, and let them dress up in different colours so you could tell which side was which.

Can't see them trying it though.

 

[TVC]

[QUOTE 4361851, member: 259"]Rugby union should include a blanket ban on conversations about Volvos and self-gratifying.[/QUOTE]
Which side do you play for?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Test match cricket would be better if they found a way to cut the game down to a couple of hours Days.

FTFY

 

[TheDoctor]

Improve golf - crazy golf obstacles on the greens, non-lethal landmines on the fairways (I'm thinking ones that cover the players in paint or glitter or something) and bunkers with sandcastles in.
Ski racing to include rounds of Gluhwein and a national cake of wherever the race is. So eclairs or tarte tatin for France, sachertorte for Austria and so on.

 

[TheDoctor]

Oh, and another one. Apparently F1 cars develop enough down force to drive along the roof of a tunnel. So...tunnels. Monaco's already got one, so let's put this one to the test!

 

[User6179]

Apparently F1 cars develop enough down force to drive along the roof of a tunnel

Would they not need up force for that ?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh, and another one. Apparently F1 cars develop enough down force to drive along the roof of a tunnel. So...tunnels. Monaco's already got one, so let's put this one to the test!

Build a life sized version of one of those those pull back things that toy cars slot into before being shot across the floor/down a track, and shoot F1 cars and their drivers out of it to do ever more elaborate track stunts like a giant loop the loop, etc.

 

[AndyRM]

Snooker would be better if there were bumps on the baize.

 

[stephec]

Monkey tennis.