Standing at the edge of a precipice

[vernon]

I am about to take delivery of a pair of activated charcoal briefs bought to counter the toxic effluvium of my wife's trouser trumpet fanfares. They are an intended Christmas present.

What will I do next. Use the poll.

 

[Aperitif]

Option one - to follow through your intent. Might be an idea to preload the panniers on the Woodrup and park it at Postman's place meantime. Put all your sentimental stuff into storage and sit back with the overproof as anaesthetic. You know how badly the wrong colour goes down after all these years, surely..?

 

[vernon]

Option one - to follow through your intent. Might be an idea to preload the panniers on the Woodrup and park it at Postman's place meantime. Put all your sentimental stuff into storage and sit back with the overproof as anaesthetic. You know how badly the wrong colour goes down after all these years, surely..?

I forgot the matching shoes and hand bag!

 

[nappadang]

A chicken, mushy peas and sprouts Vindaloo is what is really required if you are to be entirely scientific in your "test pilot" approach.

 

[Linford]

Sleeping on the sofa on Boxing day Vern

 

[vernon]

Sleeping on the sofa on Boxing day Vern

If the sofa is in Coventry, yes.

 

[donnydave]

Option one - to follow through your intent.

Hehe, follow through......

 

[bof]

Wives dont do volume, but they do intensity...
In my experience, anyway

 

[Globalti]

Apples for volume (to the extent that the gas gives me stomach pains) but baked beans for malodour.

 

[biggs682]

@vernon you know the wife is expecting them so wrap them up and put a tag on them saying they are from the dog !

 

[vernon]

@vernon you know the wife is expecting them so wrap them up and put a tag on them saying they are from the dog !

They will be a total surprise to her. I'm debating whether to present her with them at the morning present opening session sans offspring or the afternoon present opening with the full brood in attendance.

I'm living dangerously either way.

 

[Aperitif]

"Living life like a candle in the wind..." lyrics by Elton Johnny Fartpants

 

[Markymark]

"Living life like a candle in the wind..." lyrics by Elton Johnny Fartpants

I'd rather listen to Vernon's good lady wife farting than to Elton John....

 

[vernon]

"Living life like a candle in the wind..." lyrics by Elton Johnny Fartpants

I'd rather listen to Vernon's good lady wife farting that to Elton John....

I'd rather listen to Elton John than lighting a candle in her wind.

 

[4F]

They will be a total surprise to her. I'm debating whether to present her with them at the morning present opening session sans offspring or the afternoon present opening with the full brood in attendance.

I'm living dangerously either way.

Safety in numbers, go for the afternoon. Good luck..