strange omens

[Yellow Fang]

Cycling in today, I saw a buzzard in the middle of Reading and a duck in the middle of campus, although, to be fair, there is a lake not that far away. I can't help feeling this portents something.

 

[spindrift]

My mate had that and he died.

 

[Arch]

What was the buzzard in the middle of reading? I didn't know they could read, that's interesting...

 

[spindrift]

It used to shoot me up every time I saw a raven after sneaking under age into The Omen.

 

[Ranger]

What was the buzzard in the middle of reading? I didn't know they could read, that's interesting...

You might see that as a joke, but when I lived in Reading I was walking past WH Smiths and saw a sign "Don't tax reading" and turned round to my mate and asked "Why are they going to tax Reading?" Took me years to live that down

You probably need to look carefully at the capitals of reading and Reading to get it in text

 

[Origamist]

Cycling in today, I saw a buzzard in the middle of Reading and a duck in the middle of campus, although, to be fair, there is a lake not that far away. I can't help feeling this portents something.

Pantophobia?

 

[upsidedown]

I saw a Llama in Belbroughton the other day, deeply worrying.

 

[spindrift]

Allaming.

 

[Yellow Fang]

What was the buzzard in the middle of reading? I didn't know they could read, that's interesting...

Probably the entrails of some poor furry animal.

 

[Riding in Circles]

Probably the entrails of some poor furry animal.

Maybe he was reading your gruesome future in the entrails of roadkill.

(cue Ave Satani)

 

[spindrift]

View: http://youtube.com/watch?v=SmZ-MJL-FUU


"His mother was a ja....."

 

[Plax]

I saw another dead sheep. It has been there 2 days now. Wonder how long it will take the farmer to move it.

 

[spindrift]

I cycled past a rather ripe dead fox on the tow path.

Plus, horribly, a seagull flying down Shoreditch High Street with a pigeon weakly flapping in its beak.

 

[Riding in Circles]

I cycled past what I thought were two dead badgers yesterday (on the way to the pub after work), then I realised each only had two legs and one had no head.

On the way back one of the halves had left the scene.

 

[jely]

eeew... but the seagulls aren't safe either!
http://www.noolmusic.com/myspace_videos/pelican_eating_a_pigeon.php

mind you, i'm more in shock that it's on BBC - youtube yes, but the BBC!!