Arch said:What was the buzzard in the middle of reading? I didn't know they could read, that's interesting...
spindrift said:Allaming.
spindrift said:I cycled past a rather ripe dead fox on the tow path.
Plus, horribly, a seagull flying down Shoreditch High Street with a pigeon weakly flapping in its beak.
Arch said:Nature red in tooth and claw I'm afraid.
No one ever feels sorry for the half a hamburger bun being pecked by the pigeon though...
spindrift said:The worst thing about the pigeons is the Americans who insist on feeding them.
They make a disgusting noise, are often horribly deformed, they have sex in alleys and eat rancid ratburgers and vomit, and their offspring make a ghastly noise.
Badgers? Badgers?! We don't need no steenkin' badgers!!Catrike UK said:I cycled past what I thought were two dead badgers yesterday (on the way to the pub after work), then I realised each only had two legs and one had no head.
Reminds me of the old Essex girl joke - How can you tell when an Essex girl has an orgasm?Arch said:Not ALL Americans are like that...
Like it. Keep up the good work. Even better than your 'buzzard in the middle of reading' joke.Arch said:Not ALL Americans are like that...