Stuck

[Drago]

Think I'm going to be stuck on my back on the sofa all day. There's a brown marbled Bengal cat on my chest and every time I move she is digging her claws in.

If someone could sort out food parcels and a bucket to poop in I'd be grateful.

 

[tyred]

I'll send you up a tin of Whiskas.

 

[arch684]

Good excuse,think i will get a cat

 

[Drago]

No giggling at my stylish Jim jams.

 

[arch684]

No giggling at my stylish Jim jams.

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Did you put them jim-jams on in the dark

 

[alicat]

I never knew my moggy was really a brown marbled Bengal cat.

 

[Drago]

I'll have you know im a big Peter Griffin fan.

 

[biggs682]

if only life was that easy

 

[Milkfloat]

No giggling at my stylish Jim jams.

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I want to retire.

 

[arch684]

I want to retire.

Retirement has it's problems to.Every morning i wake up i think what will i do today.Will i go cycling or potter about in the garden/shed or work on my bikes or go shopping,it's not easy

 

[Drago]

Its hard work. I mean, do I have a cup of PG, or another coffee? Do I ride my bike, or go read in the summer house?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Its hard work. I mean, do I have a cup of PG, or another coffee? Do I ride my bike, or go read in the summer house?

Ah. The slow, dreary trudge to death.

 

[Drago]

I didn't realise that anyone over the age of 10 actually wore pyjamas .

Not in bed, only for mooching about the house.

 

[Dirk]

Retirement has it's problems to.Every morning i wake up i think what will i do today.Will i go cycling or potter about in the garden/shed or work on my bikes or go shopping,it's not easy

Cycle ride, shopping, dog walk and front lawn cutting for me today.
Tomorrow I might do dog walk, rear lawn cutting, shopping and cycle ride.
Variety is the spice of life.

 

[Drago]

I've scheduled my lawn for a cut in Monday. That hours work is the day written off in my mind.