Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Drago, 11 Sep 2019.
Everyone knows they are a bunch of Shite stirrers
Wen i wer at Royal Mail aka Post Office it wer rebranded as C O N S G N I A, wiv Elton John banging on abart it.
Yep - I never wanted to consign my important post anywhere. I expected it to be delivered as per address
Gribbles, down our way...
Or a hammer is a variable pressure applicator
He’s a fixie riding hipster, who ten years ago was Simon
My job title is a binary construction technician
I was just about to post that. Handrailing has a specific meaning in navigation.
Many years ago I used to have a lot of dealings with Customs and Excise. One I met a lot was Assistant Collector. He was actually only one step down from God despite his lowly title.
I thought it was Simeone Beauvoir, who played second sax.
No no - a hammer is a "persuader"
No no a hammer is a universal adjuster
The difference between a good subway worker and a bad one is remarkable. Some don't even bother to line up the cheese triangles properly.
Those who are good at it deserve all the grandiose sounding titles they get.
It's that weratedogs asshat who started it. Heckin' bad twitto 0/10.
Made up terms:
My official job title used to be Developer/Analyst. Any time one of my colleagues or I tried to provide analysis it was ignored and they instead told us what to develop.
Gravel bike. Nah mate that's a road bike with wide tyres, you're fooling no-one
Trying to convince the average Lancastrian that a swede and a turnip are two different things is like banging one's head against a wall. I gave up decades ago.
I've had a look on Wikipedia and apparently a swede is a cross between a turnip and a cabbage. They're now so common that they've replaced the original turnip in many countries.
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